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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:04:54 GMT

13:05 I somehow managed to shave all of my leg except for one strip. #
14:36 Standing outside my building soaking up sunshine before it goes away again. Hopefully it'll wake me up. #
16:58 off to take my last final #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:05:25 GMT

19:36 watching Fringe before Lost comes on. I have a very exciting life. #
20:04 trying to decide whether I like tweetdeck or twhirl better. Twhirl is smaller but tweetdeck seems to be more powerful #
20:56 this needs to be the week that I stick to my diet for real. I'm so tired of failing. #
21:03 I got my first B. I DON'T get Bs. I didn't even do B work. I hate that teacher so much #
08:01 ugh, headache. Tequila was the wrong idea. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:02:52 GMT

13:41 I'm interested in reading the journal article for this study - Toddler brain difference linked to autism - bit.ly/zsXGa #cnn #
07:50 I would really like to not be tired today. That would be a really nice change of pace. #
08:37 totally nodding off at my desk. It's tragic. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:03:34 GMT

13:38 they put signs on all the bathrooms that say "REMEMBER TO WASH YOU HANDS!!!!" I don't think they realize that swine flu isn't from the butt #
11:07 ugh. Worry about my dog needing surgery next week translated into horrid dreams about my mother dying. I feel numb today #
11:18 Homeopathy kills a child : Respectful Insolence - tinyurl.com/d6jy8x #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:04:04 GMT

07:08 I wonder if I should try going more veg again. Maybe if I did it in steps it would be easier. #
07:08 oof, tummy ache. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:03:22 GMT

13:52 this is definitely my new favorite blog. scienceblogs.com/insolence #
14:01 tonights my last normal class and then I've got nothing left but finals. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:03:30 GMT

18:06 off to home and then the gym. Here's hoping traffic is ok. :) #
06:46 I suspect the annoying coworker has swine flu. He should probably go home. It would be the best thing for everyone. #
08:30 fuck decaf #
10:18 I am already starving. It's gonna be an early lunch today I tell ya #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:03:58 GMT

10:21 Daft Punk makes the day much better. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:03:55 GMT

06:22 one day I'm gonna stab my coworker in the eye. #
08:30 I'm not sure why I didn't make a Miss Kitten station on Pandora a long time ago. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:03:20 GMT

14:17 I really need to clean my car. It's a disaster #
14:19 dammit my iphone is playing shuffle on individual albums and I can't figure out how to turn it off #
20:50 Why is my phone battery such shite today? #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:03:49 GMT

08:29 finished registering for fall semester. That was much more complicated than it should have been #
08:50 ok, now I'm finished. I'm taking 3 classes in the fall instead of two so that I can maybe start a nursing program sooner #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:05:57 GMT

07:40 g-ddamn can the coworker who sits next to me chew ANY louder??? #
11:22 I really need to get a pedicure. I think today will be the day #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:02:32 GMT

13:52 I got all the way to Moby's and realized I had left my wallet at home. Yay for being a regular customer. They let me write a check. #
15:02 can't wait to go out for drinks with Dayv and Lil B later. We totally have to sit outside when we get our drink on #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:03:17 GMT

14:08 summer semester paid for. I suppose that means I'm committed. #
14:30 I've pretty much made the decision to go ahead with nursing instead of doctoring. I really need to start looking into how I wanna do it #
18:38 Just walked past a BIO lab and smiled wistfully. I should take an A & P class soon. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:03:44 GMT

13:37 contact lens is annoying me so much. Ouch! #
15:31 sweet! Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is finally available for the Kindle! #
09:42 I will be sooo glad when this class is done. 1 more week and then a final on the 5th. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:05:14 GMT

16:34 so tired of the rain. I'm going to have to invest in a raincoat or something and just bike in the rain. #
08:54 I predict a day off nodding off at my desk. Damn I'm tired. Going to the gym tonight is gonna be tough. #
12:24 ooooh my kindle clip on light is at my house!!! Can't wait to get home #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:06:30 GMT

15:43 if someone had told me 6 months ago that I'd like exercise this much and that I'd do it for it's own sake and not for weight I'dve laughed #
10:19 holy crap on a stick traffic was horrible this morning #
12:51 I'm totally undecided about what to eat for lunch #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:02:55 GMT

12:17 the problem with anxiety attacks is that they can last much longer than panic attacks #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:02:43 GMT

14:33 I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! mhtweet.com/lbWgOf #
14:38 ugh. Tummy ache #
08:11 oh my g-d if a certain coworker doesn't stop taking up his deskspace AND mine I will be forced to kill him #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:05:16 GMT

10:08 fuck 'House' was way too relevant to my current mood last night and made me bawl for a good hour or more. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:05:50 GMT

13:30 Just bought a bike! #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:03:28 GMT

16:07 I will not sabotage my diet tonight just because I'm in a bad mood #
12:25 just put skype on my iphone. I don't have any contacts yet so lemme know if you're on it :) #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:06:12 GMT

12:04 I am having a really really bad day #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:03:26 GMT

15:25 Today is a hungry and sleepy day, but yet I'm more happy being physically active than I am sitting and taking a nap. #
07:23 ugh. 2 days of asthma. So frustrating. #

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ninjaplatypus@mac.com — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:02:16 GMT

16:07 I have had to pee a lot today. I hope it's not the diabetus. Yes yes, I'm a hypochondriac. I am also queen of TMI. LOVE ME. #
16:08 I love working super early hours and getting done with work at 2. I have already been to the gym and I'm close to finishing my paper. <3 #
12:25 it smells like mashed potatoes in here and it's making me hungry #